Left and Above Right: The memorial to the First Earl of Coventry (why does that sound a bit of a giggle?) who died in 1699. He was famous for being...erm...a Member of Parliament. Look at the Savage monument above and see what a difference seventy years made. The knightly qualities of the Savages - all swords and armour have been overtaken by a kind of pseudo-classical style where our hero reclines, flanked by Greek-style figures, sighing having dashed off a few lines of deathless verse or having had an exhausting session in the House. His biography and lineage are carved with model brevity on the monument. This is baroque at its most gross. Jenkins puts it admirably: “His pomposity contrasts with the quiet repose of the effigies opposite him”. Note the elaborate arms on top of the monument. There’s a helm there that one rather supposes the man never wore in anger. And the whole lot is topped by...ta ra...a bloody cockerel forsooth! Anyway, now to the promised story. The church at nearby Croome d’Abitot has the Coventry Mausoleum so why is the first Earl’s monument here? Well, it is one of those very English stories that tell you so much about the self-regarding aristocracy. The Earl’s second wife had described herself on the monument as being of noble family. The first Earl’s in-no-way-snobbish son Thomas, the second Earl, objected to this describing his stepmother as the daughter of “one Richard Grimes, a mean person, by trade a turner”. Having complained to the College of Heralds (what - your country doesn’t have one?) about this faux pas he refused to have it in Croome D’Abitot. The stepmother, having by now married a member of the Savage family (she must have been a bit of a looker if she was really a turner’s daughter) had it brought to Elmley instead. Just an everyday tale of country life really. These are the people that made Britain great. Below Right: This was a mediaeval church cross but has been topped with a seventeenth century sundial of very odd proportions.
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